Red Lobster Introduces Exciting New Menu Item 'Box Of Things We Found At The Beach'
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ORLANDO — For a limited time, Red Lobster's menu will be updated to include a "Box of Things We Found at the Beach."
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Report: Trump Bill Will Cause 175 Billion People To Lose Medicaid And Die
Jul. 2nd, 2025 05:15 pmbabylonbee_feed
U.S. — An alarming report from the Foundation for Communal Socialistic Equity has confirmed that Trump's signature "Big Beautiful Bill" will cause 175 billion people to lose their Medicaid and die horrible deaths.
Check It Out: 10 More States Announce Fun Migrant Prisons
Jul. 2nd, 2025 04:05 pmbabylonbee_feed
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How 9 Politicians Are Celebrating This 4th Of July
Jul. 2nd, 2025 03:42 pmbabylonbee_feed
It's birthday time once again for the greatest nation on earth: America. Everybody likes to celebrate 'Murica a little differently - here are how nine famous politicians are planning to mark the 4th of July this year:
Subway Names Diddy As New Spokesman
Jul. 2nd, 2025 02:39 pmbabylonbee_feed
U.S. — The Subway sandwich franchise has excitedly announced its newest spokesman, Sean "Diddy" Combs.
Op-Ed: The Problem With Kids These Days Is Not Enough Of Them Smoke Cigarettes
Jul. 2nd, 2025 01:44 pmbabylonbee_feed
Kids these days are a bunch of weenies, and it all starts with not enough of them smoking cigarettes.
Sad: Great White Shark Stripped Of UPenn Women's Swimming Title
Jul. 2nd, 2025 01:19 pmbabylonbee_feed
PHILADELPHIA, PA — After years of outrage, a Pennsylvanian Great White shark was stripped this morning of its University of Pennsylvania Women's Swimming titles by school officials.
UPenn Announces Matt Walsh As New Women's Swim Coach
Jul. 2nd, 2025 01:09 pmbabylonbee_feed
PHILADELPHIA — In addition to stripping transgender swimmer Lia Thomas of his titles the University of Pennsylvania has agreed to hire on Matt Walsh as the new women's swim coach.
Diddy Celebrates Acquittal With Massive Freak-Off
Jul. 2nd, 2025 12:51 pmbabylonbee_feed
LOS ANGELES — Sean "Diddy" Combs celebrated his acquittal on sex trafficking and racketeering charges this morning by hosting a massive "freak-off."
Похоже, в безумии российской политики
Jul. 2nd, 2025 10:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pargentumна постсоветском пространстве есть система.
https://kz.kursiv.media/2025-06-30/zhki-rossiyane-stolknulis-s-ogromnymi-ocheredyami-na-granice-s-kazahstanom/
Читать лучше до конца, или, во всяком случае, до предположительного объяснения причин.
Постсоветские страны провоцируют если не закрыть границы с РФ, то ужесточить условия въезда и пребывания.
Кто сказал "мобилизация"?
https://kz.kursiv.media/2025-06-30/zhki-rossiyane-stolknulis-s-ogromnymi-ocheredyami-na-granice-s-kazahstanom/
Читать лучше до конца, или, во всяком случае, до предположительного объяснения причин.
Постсоветские страны провоцируют если не закрыть границы с РФ, то ужесточить условия въезда и пребывания.
Кто сказал "мобилизация"?
Фраза. Просто фраза
Jul. 2nd, 2025 04:27 pmpargentumввести информацию как физическую величину никому еще не удалось. Достаточно открыть международную систему единиц — информация там отсутствует.
Фраза. Просто фраза
Jul. 2nd, 2025 04:20 pmpargentumНикогда никакие другие социально идеологические системы не говорили и не делали столько для развития человека как коммунизм и фашизм. [] способы по большей части людобойские. Но практика вела к развитию конкретного человека. Который, конечно, в рамках этих идеологий не творение Божие, но звучит гордо.
UK Police Release Updated Chart Showing Who You’re Allowed To Be Racist Against
Jul. 1st, 2025 06:04 pmbabylonbee_feed
LONDON — In a move intended to help citizens direct their hatred toward the appropriate parties, UK police released an updated chart showing who you're currently allowed to be racist against.
Mamdani Says He Will Build Wall Separating East New York From West New York
Jul. 1st, 2025 05:38 pmbabylonbee_feed
NEW YORK, NY — As part of his campaign platform in his attempt to become the next mayor of New York City, Zohran Mamdani pledged that he would build a wall separating East New York from West New York.
Illegal Immigrants Removed From Census, Leaving California With Population Of 12
Jul. 1st, 2025 04:30 pmbabylonbee_feed
U.S. — Population numbers have shifted drastically in light of new changes to the census program, which remove illegal immigrants from official population numbers. As a result, California, once the most populous state in the country, now has a total population of just 12 people.